Talking to Dusty about me doing something weird because I miss him...

Dusty: You're [insert weird thing I do because I miss Dusty]...I feel sorry for you love.
Me: The window of opportunity to dump me is still wiiiiiiiiiide open. Better hurry, if I were you. Things are going downhill fast >.>
Dusty: That window closed two years ago when I realized I was in love with you.
<3